{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Lepidocyrtus","displaytitle":"Lepidocyrtus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q10557243","titles":{"canonical":"Lepidocyrtus","normalized":"Lepidocyrtus","display":"Lepidocyrtus"},"pageid":54462281,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Lepidocyrtus_curvicollis.jpg/330px-Lepidocyrtus_curvicollis.jpg","width":320,"height":212},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Lepidocyrtus_curvicollis.jpg","width":1270,"height":840},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1121147708","tid":"51136473-612d-11ed-9c74-7829d60fa1ba","timestamp":"2022-11-10T19:24:38Z","description":"Genus of arthropods","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lepidocyrtus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lepidocyrtus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lepidocyrtus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lepidocyrtus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lepidocyrtus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Lepidocyrtus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lepidocyrtus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lepidocyrtus"}},"extract":"Lepidocyrtus is a genus of slender springtails in the family Entomobryidae. There are at least 30 described species in Lepidocyrtus.","extract_html":"
Lepidocyrtus is a genus of slender springtails in the family Entomobryidae. There are at least 30 described species in Lepidocyrtus.
"}{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}
{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}
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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
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{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
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